Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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