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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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