You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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