Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just found a bag of teeth...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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