You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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