I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize