so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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