After last night, I could never be a politician.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
