I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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