On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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