All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
this hospital has no fireball
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
