i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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