So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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