Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I am available for nakedness
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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