before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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