i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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