how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
soo... how was my night?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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