yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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