FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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