He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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