And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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