We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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