Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
