when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize