I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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