didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We have so much sex to catch up on
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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