If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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