Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
