i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
