I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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