if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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