I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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