Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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