Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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