I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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