"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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