love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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