would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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