i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
