Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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