I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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