just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
a search helicopter?!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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