Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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