who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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