She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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