ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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