i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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