Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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