so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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