She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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