i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
