we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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