Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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