We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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